What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

Goldfinger

Why are some people afraid of monsters?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

How long will it take Christian president-elect Donald J. Trump to restore our nation's moral values?

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

Why don't men find fat women attractive?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

A View to a Kill

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.